Exterior of the Granary Café

The Granary Café

Guess where we are? We’re out and about … yeah! Although we have been legally allowed to do this for a couple of weeks now we haven’t ventured very far. We thought we would just wait until all the excited crowds died down a wee bit. But today we are being super adventurous and have traveled all of six miles to the Granary Café in Linlithgow. Goodness, we were even on a motorway for all of half a mile … exciting!  After having been locked down for so long, however, it really did feel like an adventure! Finally out sconing again and acting on a  tip-off we received a couple of weeks back.

Big bad world

Our informant said that the scones at the Granary Café were worth checking out. Over the years we have visited several cafés in the town but it’s been such a long time, we couldn’t remember if the Granary was one of them. A quick search for ‘Linlithgow’ on allaboutthescones threw up seven we had already reviewed but the Granary wasn’t one. Okay, today was the day as we gently ventured forth once again into the big bad world.Exterior of the Granary Café

It was great to see everyone sitting in the sunshine at the pub next door but we were just revelling in the fact that we were able to sit inside and be served a scone by very helpful staff. Hoping for a choice of fruit or plain our waitress threw us a curved ball when she offered us a mango and coconut scone.  In the interests of scon ological research it had to be done … Pat opted for fruit.

Keeping it real

I would never normally go for hot chocolate but this offering seemed too good to miss so hot chocolate it was. Wow, as if just being out wasn’t enough!Real hot chocolate

We didn’t have long to wait before we realised our mistake.

A mango and coconut scone at the Granary Café
Mango and coconut scone

The scones looked fabulous but were of a size that meant we should have shared one between us. A topscone would have been nice to celebrate our first outing but sadly, it wasn’t to be. Although nice enough they were just too big for our liking and they didn’t actually taste as if they were freshly baked … Irish butter and no cream! A fruit scone at the Granary CaféNot to worry, the mango and coconut was good and a new experience but not one I would rush to repeat. The fruit scone was nice but Pat could only manage half.  The real hot chocolate?? Nice for a change but again not something I would make a habit of. In spite of all this carping we really enjoyed this place. It is well presented with an emphasis on healthy eating and the staff were super friendly. Many thanks to SS for the tip, we will be back.Interior of the Granary Café

Learning from history

Just a stone’s throw from the Granary lies the Cross Well. In 1650 it was badly damaged by the occupying forces of Oliver Cromwell. A tradition carried in 1746 when the Duke of Cumberland set fire to the Palace … just another stone’s throw away.

The Cross well in Linlithgow

You would think that Scots would have learned from this that, when it comes to looking after Scotland’s interests, those in the south are maybe not as good as the Scots themselves at making decisions in Scotland’s interest. In two days time Scotland goes to the polls, not to vote on independence but to hopefully start a process that will lead to Scots being able to make their own decisions. Only then we can strike up a proper relationship with our friends to the south .. one built on mutual respect and understanding. In the meantime we have to put up with another couple of days of Westminster’s Project Fear…scary!The sign for the Granary Café

People born in Linlithgow are known as Black Bitches. Alex Salmond was born in Linlithgow. Is that relevant? We’re not sure.

EH 49 7AQ            tel: 01506 253408          Granary Cafe

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7 thoughts on “The Granary Café”

  1. I especially liked the last paragraph!
    Treason!Off with his head !

  2. Glad to hear you are out and about again! Pat’s home baking diary did well in lockdown but I am sure you are looking forward to exploring what this big, wide and slightly different world now has to offer! Lets hope the coffee shops and cafes will lead the revitalisation of our sad high streets.

    Enjoy THURSDAY! We will look forward to reports from our favourite political commentator!

    1. Thanks Charl, sad to say our High Streets won’t ever be the same, though I’m someone to talk not being able remember the last time I was in shop. Hopefully Portmahomack’s shop will survive.
      Thursday will be good if everyone votes correctly!

  3. Great review as always. Fun and facts in an interesting and enjoyable combination.
    Sorry to read about the giant scones.
    Were they expensive as their size might suggest?
    As an interested observer (and ardent follower) it would be interesting to know the cost of the scones being reviewed. One might expect value (quality versus price) to play a part in a fulsome scone review. Perhaps such financial considerations are considered a commercial step too far.
    On a separate note teabag news for Pat to follow!

    1. Hi Brian, we are usually in such a state of delirium when presented with a scone that the cost gets completely forgotten. Good point though. Pat is excited!

  4. Well Bill has said it all really, we had a lovely little trip and it was good to be out and about again. Weather wise, it was dry but a wee bitty cold. Today, my goodness, the rain started sometime before noon and it hasn’t stopped since. Hope the plants are enjoying it, I’m not sure anyone else is.
    I wasn’t that keen on the scone we had, didn’t think it was as fresh as it could have been.
    The wee place is nice though and the staff were very pleasant.

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